Ladies and gents please gather round
Don’t know if you’ve heard, but “woke” is in town.
He’s here to save us, says Mr. Boone
From the evils of “woke” and not a moment too soon.
Nasty ole “woke,” it’s Bridges’ decision
One issue alone is his great mission.
The issue is the name Kelsey — followed by — ville.
However you stand, you should agree
It’s the will of the people, it’s called Democracy.
Peddling fear and throwing around labels
Please Boone, leave this nonsense to the cables.
Jessica Pyska’s refusal to bend
Takes courage I believe,
Yet it seems to offend.
They seem to have forgotten, the ones complaining
She represents us all, so she’s abstaining.
However you stand, it’s plain to see
She is the brave in this land of the FREE.
We throw around labels to scare and stoke fear
Please stick to the issue, don’t need labels here …
and that’s no “woke.”

Kirk G. Andrus, MD, lives in Kelseyville, California.